Honey, could you do last week’s thing this week?
Honey, could you do next week’s thing whenever you can think of to do it?
Honey, could you do the dishes?
Honey, could you do the taxes?
Honey, could you wash the car
Wash the clothes
Wash the windows
Wash the dog?
Honey, could you do me?
Actually, could you do me first?
And then, maybe, you could forget about the rest of the list.