On Christmas Eve: Set up Genuine Artificial Christmas Tree bought in September from Amazon.com!
Stoke up simulated fire on LED screen!
Family visits via FaceTime and Skype!
Microwave Tofurky delivered via GrubHub with $10 Off Coupon!
On Christmas Morning: “Alexa, Open My Gift!”
It’s a stuffed puppy that breathes!
Fifty and Counting 